celia and myself from IM earlier today..
kitailec: Mom is painting her room walls peach and I'm like "Ew."
kitailec: I was like "Mom, is this blue or purple?" "Periwinkle!"
mf|MADII|pwnshxc: peach and periwinkle look NOTHING alike o.O
kitailec: o.o I was talking about the blue and purple.
kitailec: The skirt.
mf|MADII|pwnshxc: sends C:\Users\mfmpwnshxc\Pictures\diagram.jpg
mf|MADII|pwnshxc: before i saw that you said that
mf|MADII|pwnshxc: i prepared this diagram
mf|MADII|pwnshxc: Sending of "diagram.jpg" to kitailec has failed.
kitailec: Loser. >> Lmao.
Storytime with Celia! She had a dream...
kitailec says: I had a dream I was a goldfish in love with another one and we won this thing so we both got turned into humans and he was a descendant of Egyptian royalty and we had two children but I found a portal back and forth through there and America and after leaving and coming back a few times over a period of 8 years, he killed himself so I had to find a way to revive him.
mf|MADII|pwnshxc says: LOL
hm; yet another story from...
kitailec says: You want to hear my dream? It was pretty awesome...
mf|MADII|pwnshxc says: yes; please.
kitailec says: Okay, so, school was on a two hour delay... And... I go there, but no one is there! The entire school yard and stuff is filled with snow, water, and iceburgs...So...Ninja Celia decides to fight it all unlike the other pansies who just, left instead of trying...And I get to the top of this ice mound and see Mrs. August. There were mini-narwhales and walruses so I told her to slide down the icey slope to them, so we did...And we rode them under the ice and popped up on the other side where we could ride giant pandas, and we did but I fell off of it into this weird ice pit. Dx I finally managed to get back up and we ran into the school building but there was only like, two more people and Red Cross...And I get there and Ryan is there and he's like "YOU'RE BLEEDING OMG OMG." "-Touches face.- Ew...I am...it's uh...not bad." (It was pouring.) "CELIA.' "STFU RYAN IT'S FINE" ";~" "Pansy ass. |:" and the Red Cross people chased me around for my blood. Dx And then Mom came to let the dogs out of my room so I woke up... It was REALLY weird.
mf|MADII|pwnshxc says: o.o that is definately weird. hahaha;
My little sister stole my stuff, and my friend...
Celia: what's wrong?
Madii: I'm going to go crazy! My little sister stole my belt/frames and I cannot find them ANYWHERE!
(a bit later)
Madii: Tell me a story to cheerz me up.
Celia: One upon a time there was a Madii on Valentine's Day who was SOOO sad because she had lost her belt and her glasses... So, her best friend Celia turned into her true ninja self in order to find them! Although she was SUPER scared of the dark, because she loved Madii sooo much, she climbed out of the window in the middle of the night...(She could've went out the door but the window sounds more epic.)...and was reminded of silent hill and computer alarms! And, after getting into a LOT of fights with Narwhales, bunny nublets, and Average Asians, she FINALLY made it to Madii's house... But as she came through the door she was encountered by Heatwave Granny, Psycho Sister, and Phone-Unplugger Gramps! With quick thinking, she pulled the cast of Rocky Horro Picture Show out of the microwave where she hid them one evening when she was waiting for some nacho cheese to heat up...and alas, that acted as a decoy! to knock them out, she lured Psycho Sister into the possibly-imaginary-basement with fake nails... And, Granny went into a fir because the AC was turned on, and Gramps was taunted with a phone that was just out of his reach! She quickly ran to Madii's aid but, oh no! Madii was being taken by a 21 year old woman with a toothed vagina who wanted her to watch her on webcam! Celia, with pure determination, took the Beatles nlanket that BETTER be in Madii's room and smothered the woman! (Not killing her of course...but...imginarily smothering her.) As Madii cried from the lack of her glasses and belt,Celia looked everywhere! No being able to find them, she came to the conclusion that Pant Sniffer was clearly to blame!She raced to the anonymous person's house only to find a shrine of Madii's belongings! INCLUDING a pair of glasses Madii had thought she lost on the roof of a vehicle! (Or something like that.)Celia used a decoy pictue of Madii that, ahem, was wonderfully drawn by your's truly, btw, and in no time she had the anonymous creeper submissive to her powers of sarcasm, because, well, that's really the only power she has...And... She grabbed all of Madii's stuff, all 1,000,000,000 dollars worth and returned it to Madii, unharmed. Along the way she somehow magically found a red panda and she gave it to Madii as a gift. Obviously, Celia was the bestest friend in the world and she thought Madii should be the happiest person ever...and, that panda granted magical wishes, too, so...yea, it worked and Madii lived happily ever after! -Sequence- John Miller became nice, found a deep passion in art work and got a really good job, went to college, BOUGHT Madii a super cool house, Madii became a famous clothes designer and photographer and Madii got anything else she wanted.
Madii: THAT WAS AMAZING XD *feels tons better*